Posted on 12/22/2016 6:40:37 PM PST by heterosupremacist
Postal worker Iesha Conley was allegedly caught rifling through the mail to steal Christmastime gift cards — but not before using one she stole months earlier to buy discount sex toys online, federal authorities charged.
Conley, 48, came under investigation when a West Nyack woman reported that she’d sent a $100 American Express gift card to a relative in Floral Park Long Island, but when the letter arrived it had been opened and the gift card was missing.
When the woman called American Express, she was told an individual had used it to buy three adult sex toys with it from discount retailer Groupon.com totally nearly $100.
The criminal complaint, filed by the Office of the Inspector General for the Postal Service, says Conley used her iPhone to make the racy purchase and that it was delivered to her Brooklyn home.
The same gift card was also used in an attempt to pay a cable bill at Conley’s home, it said.
The complaint says Conley was working at the US Postal Service’s Brooklyn Processing and Distribution Center on the dates the greeting card was processed.
In late December, Conley was caught on surveillance video at processing center, “ripping open and removing the contents from dozens of greeting card envelopes,” according to the complaint.
The complaint added that Conley allegedly put the stolen items inside a black sweater that had the words “Got Jesus?” on it.
When asked outside of Brooklyn federal court how she could be the type of twisted Grinch prosecutors said she was, Iesha Conley said: “Are you kidding me? It’s alleged!”
Conley is charged with stealing mail from Sept. 9 through Dec. 20, just five days before Christmas and faces up to five years in prison, if convicted.
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PERVERSION AT ITS FINEST.
She looks like Michelle’s mom.
A face only a battery operated toy could love.
Did she leave a trail of bread crumbs for the police too? You just can't get any dumber than this.
LOL well, I bet she’s had trouble finding a man which explains the toys..........
Wifey, unbeknownst to me, sent $100 CASH in a regular birthday card envelope. never arrived.
Now we send all our cards, even with checks, via a padded envelope with First Class Parcel at $2.50 per. It has a tracking number, and since we started using that method, we have never lost a one.
Then I made the mistake of sending a Russian Nagant takedown tool (flat screwdriver) inside a cardboard folder inside a manila envelope via regular first class. I made the further mistake of using a return address sticker that featured a gun motif, and this is what showed up at the buyer's mailbox: 
Now, EVERYTHING I send out that has ANYTHING of value, goes with a tracking number.
Yep, know someone recently - somebody sent them $50 CASH - envelope ripped - cash gone. The only way they knew what was supposed to be there was by the card.
Somebody in the Post Office chain of custody picked up $50 cash in the last 30 days.
Yeah, but how many such toys can one broad actually use? I’ve seen them for about $30 in the Dr. Leonard’s catalogue, a price that even Sandra Fluke should be able to afford.
Au contraire. Newman didn’t get his transfer because Seinfeld did too good a job at delivering Newman’s hoard of undelivered mail.
No one’s ever cracked the 50% barrier!!!
that manila envelope was most likely damaged by an automated sorting machine. Mail thieves are sneakier than ripping open an envelope.
Re : Post #10
“I’ve seen them for about $30 in the Dr. Leonard’s catalogue”
So you have a multi-year subscription for Dr. Leonard’s ‘DildoRama’?
HA! Just playing, yo...
You win The Internets for today! :)
Or UPS or FedEx
Both of us (seller and buyer) thought of that, but the tool was a FLAT piece of metal enclosed in a cut up sealed Priority envelope inside a Manila envelope - and almost the Exact shape of the tool - you can't get much flatter than that:
Affirmative action hire from the race of professional victims.
Sounds like she got a good deal anyway
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