[Da Coyote]

I thought that Dorkbama the Muslim eunuch was on vacation in Hawaii,the land of photoshopped birth certificates and Connecticut SS numbers.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

We had a tree frog come into our house on a Christmas tree in Minnesota years ago when we lived there. The little critter thawed out and jumped from one ornament to another.

I scooped him up and placed him in a palm plant we had growing in a basement pot.

He spent the entire winter with us...

[LibWhacker]

And the first analogy is a humdinger! Good job. :-)