[Lazamataz]

"Ah, but I wish to quibble. I am a well-known quibbler, skilled in the arts of quibbology."

In which case you should know quibbling is a mathematical/logical discipline -- not a scientific one -- and the correct word is quibbonometry

I knew that. Why do you think I wouldn't know that? It's so funny that you'd think I wouldn't know that.

Quibblenometrically speaking, the ratio of quibble to quobble, above, is quibblopsided, causing critical quibbleosity.

[FredZarguna]

Hah! The link directs me to SNL skits that opens with a commercial for Dewar's and ends with one for Viagra.

Think you can ply me with Martin Short bits and whiskey, and then let me have my way with you?

You wretch! Cur! Heel! I am not that kind of girl: I would never drink blended Scotch.