Posted on 12/15/2016 7:48:18 PM PST by Bon mots
BREAKING: Proof that Putin took down Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election emerged today.
Despite the fact that Hillary is adept at dodging sniper fire - a feat she learned while with the United States Marine Corps in Bosnia - Putin managed to do just enough damage (with Trump's gun) to let Trump pull ahead.
LOL, well done as usual!
Well done and tanks, somehow I never saw that vid of her.
I suspect the nation that hacked her was Canada- it’s right next to Wisconsin and Michigan, there are verified reports of “Hoser!” and “Eh!” being heard in voting lines.
No one’s saying anything because the last time we confronted Canada they burned the White House down.
Took down and ‘went down’ are two different things, right?
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HOORAY Vlad. Thank you, sir.
Excellent! More Satire re the evil Russians!
Dems Say Russian Hacking “an Act of War” [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Dec 2016 | John Semmens
Posted on 12/17/2016, 8:05:01 AM by John Semmens
President Obama ratcheted up the confrontational rhetoric the Democratic Party has leveled at Russia for allegedly “hacking the election to ensure their ‘puppet’ Trump would defeat Secretary Clinton.”
Retiring Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) called the hack “as bad as 9/11. The attack on the World Trade Center and Pentagon only killed some ordinary Americans. The Russian hack blocked the ascension of the most qualified person to ever seek the presidency of the United States. That is a blow that will have negative reverberations for generations to come.”
“The Russian interference in our election is a virtual coup against the American people’s right to choose their own leaders,” Obama declared. “It is worse than the attack Japan made on Pearl Harbor 75 years ago. The Japanese only destroyed a few naval vessels and a couple of thousand sailors and soldiers. The Russian intrusion has attempted to overthrow our entire government. Our response must be proportionate to this threat.”
The President went on to promise that “we will strike back at a time and place of our own choosing. There will be no advance warnings. There will be no negotiations or compromises. Russia’s only escape from our wrath is to confess to their crime and pay reparations. As for Trump, this poseur who has steadfastly refused to acknowledge his complicity will be jailed or deported to Russia, if there still is a Russia after I’m done with them.”
In his headlong rush toward nuclear brinkmanship, President Obama neglected to mention the illegal financial aid Saudi Arabia provided to the Hillary campaign. Neither did he remember his own efforts to intervene in the Israeli election to try to defeat Netanyahu. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest insisted that these instances of meddling “are irrelevant since, unlike the Russian hacking, they didn’t succeed.”
In contrast, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton’s former rival for the Democratic presidential nomination, advised that “we should not blame the Russians for the Democratic Party’s rigged nomination of the most unpopular presidential candidate in history for the Party’s loss in the presidential race.”
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3505676/po
Do you know the truth about Putin’s snub nosed assault rifle there? It shoots seizure darts.
AND THINK OF THIS FACT (checked it with snopes so it is TRUE):
Vladimir Putin was INSIDE THE UNITED STATES on every date last spring and summer when Hillary had a seizure. COINCIDENCE? Don’t be stupid. He tried repeatedly to bring her down and make her look bad. He even got in to the convention audience (wearing an “I’m With Her” in Russian t shirt) and got one good shot off just as they dropped balloons around Bill and Hill!
Ok, so funny, I’m crying.
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