Concealed Carry
Pig Stickers ?
Yeah! Anything bacon wrapped would be good.
Was just thinking the same thing. Out for dinner with the wife or girlfriend? Or the gals out for a night without the boys (as is their right)? If a mob forms outside, palm a nice steak knife and don't be shy about using it in a close contact situation. Try not to nick anything arterial, however. Nothing like drawing attention to yourself by getting covered in Jihadi blood, spurting everywhere from a slit carotid artery. I'd advise the gals to change their assailant's religion via circumcision.... and eliminate the ability to breed via castration....