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To: RummyChick

Best Obituary?

Scotty MacDuffer passed away.

Widow MacDuffer visits the local paper to place an obituary.
Of course she first asks, “How much is this gonna cost me?”
The editor tells her you pay by the word.
Widow MacDuffer says “Ok, how about ‘Scotty MacDuffer died’.”
Sadly, editor informs her there is a seven word minimum.

After a moment of intense concentration, Widow MacDuffer says, “Scotty MacDuffer died. Golf clubs for sale!”


21 posted on 12/14/2016 12:47:35 PM PST by Zuse (I am disrupted! I am offended! I am insulted! I am outraged!)
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To: Zuse

Dont forget Ewan McTeagle’s poetry - true Scottish classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W9p_NFm6qk


24 posted on 12/14/2016 12:53:43 PM PST by freedomlover
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To: Zuse
Scotty MacDuffer passed away...
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What a coincidence. In Minnesota Ole dies and the wife, Lena doesn't’ want to spend too much on an obit.
The paper guy gave Lena 5 free words.

Lena said put: Ole died, boat for sale.

27 posted on 12/14/2016 12:58:08 PM PST by BarbM (FUBO the middle is for the weak. You are either first or last. Winner or a loser)
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