I sense a good country- western song here ....
” I made her eggs over easy,
then she went over hard...
Next thing I knew I was holding a hose
Spraying my house from the yard...”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Never a plan to give her a ring
But I guess I had too much booze
Supposed to be a one night thing
Now I’ve got the arsonist blues
LOL!