People Are Panicking Over the ‘Fisher Price Happy Hour Playset’—but the Toy Isn’t Even Real

heatst.com ^ | Dec. 8, 2016 | Emily Zanotti

[chaosagent]

Lawn Darts can’t be too bad.

Charlie had sex while one was stuck in his foot.

Gah!

[Lazamataz]

[SkyDancer]

Don’t you just love it when liberals are taken in? Next up: There’s a pre-teen pregnancy clothing area to open up in JCPenny’s.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I dunno, that kid behind the bar looks kinda pissed.

[AndyJackson]

Hypocrits with no sense of humor.

[fieldmarshaldj]

...and he looks a bit like W.C. Fields.

[AppyPappy]

Meth in an age of Facebook has been interesting. My son is seeing his classmates get busted for making Meth because it gets posted on FB.

[Daffynition]

Well, all righty then, it's JARTS for all the grandkiddies this year.

[tbw2]

That’s actually a kid product I hate - the sticker “tattoos” that DO exist and are sold rather cheaply.
They aren’t stickers for paper and toys but stickers for the skin that seem to be training for real tattoos.

[gigster]

Sign me up!

[JOAT]

Look for the number of these sort of stories to start skyrocketing. They’ve got to justify what they want to do. (Control the narrative of the alternate media) This will require a “strong hand to fix it”. For your safety of course...

[Organic Panic]

Democrats are just made because one of “those people” are at the bar.

[Secret Agent Man]

“Bag of Glass”

[HotHunt]

Fake toys....

[RetiredTexasVet]

But “Abortion Barbie” is probably OK!

[fruser1]

I was always partial to the “Junkyard Refrigerator Playhouse.”

[ViLaLuz]