[Tax-chick]

I thought it tasted like beef soup concentrate: not something I’d generally eat with a spoon, but spread on toast it was just salty and faintly brown-tasting.

[Gay State Conservative]

...not something I’d generally eat with a spoon, but spread on toast...

That must be where I went wrong...I used a spoon.Well,at least I can cross "try vegimite" off my bucket list.