Posted on 12/01/2016 4:41:24 PM PST by reagandemocrat
Note: Post contains sensitive content regarding suicide.
I found out Donald Trump had won the Electoral College while midstream in providing a urine sample for the emergency psychiatric staff of a New York City public hospital. The unlockable bathroom door in this unescapable wing was ajar, and I could hear the victorious Mike Pence’s sinister Sunday-school baritone taunting me with the truth from the hallway television.
For the preceding witching hours of election night, I had lain in a fetal position amidst a cast of anonymous men nursing their own crises, my hands clasped tightly over my ears. It wasn’t that I minded the howls of the guy nearby who was shackled to his cot and monitored by an unimpressed brood of policemen. Instead, I wanted to spare myself any word of the far greater insanity unfolding beyond the hospital walls.
Drained of tears, too tired to sleep, I stared at the fluorescent ceiling lights —which, indifferent to our suffering, remained on throughout the night — and endured the passing time by willing my thoughts to vanish into the dull glow. For a second, I imagined someone would burst in and proclaim, “It’s all right, Hillary won!” and I would bound out of bed, awoken from this nightmare.
This was all just a dream, right?
(Excerpt) Read more at huffingtonpost.com ...
I thoroughly enjoyed the read.
But, this guy is ultimately a danger to others as well as himself.
As are all liberals.....
I’ve quite exceeded my tolerance for the desperate attention-seeking rants of whiny homosexuals being taken seriously.
HuffPo = fake news
That would make a great Tagline
It is. Satire. Irony. Feces. Vomit. Snot. Homo.
It is. Satire. Irony. Feces. Vomit. Snot. Homo.
I honestly would have felt the same way if Hillary had won.
Like this?
“...and I could hear the victorious Mike Pence’s sinister Sunday-school baritone taunting me with the truth from the hallway television.”
While this person was peeing in a jar so a PSYCH Doctor could understand what kind of drug cocktail was in their urine?
*SMIRK*
Best. Election. Ever. EVER!
Happy ending.
I read this with the same satisfaction that I got from viewing every “Javits Center” video I could find on YouTube.
Best Election Ever
Worth Repeating!
And Very Amusing.
Here is his Twitter https://twitter.com/scribenyc
ROTFLMAO! Trump is hitting it out of the park in Cincinnati!
Bingo. This is a great read.
Yep. Twink.
375 followers. Pffffft.
Wow, what a ‘mo.
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