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To: VeniVidiVici

I heard that it is delayed this year because the woman from Macy’s who is in charge of the parade found out that the Santa was drunk, and she had to scramble to find a new one.


9 posted on 11/24/2016 6:27:20 AM PST by PlateOfShrimp
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To: PlateOfShrimp

Clever!


16 posted on 11/24/2016 6:35:28 AM PST by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! And please, God, bless the USA again.)
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To: PlateOfShrimp

Whatever happened to that pushy Gimble’s guy?


17 posted on 11/24/2016 6:36:16 AM PST by GRRRRR (He'll NEVER be my President, FUBO! Treason is the Reason! Impeach the Kenyan)
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To: PlateOfShrimp
I heard that it is delayed this year because the woman from Macy’s who is in charge of the parade found out that the Santa was drunk, and she had to scramble to find a new one.

LOL! That would be a great plot for a Christmas movie!

22 posted on 11/24/2016 6:44:55 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (In 1986, Ted Kennedy said No More Amnesty for Illegals)
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To: PlateOfShrimp

I heard a rumor the new Santa is quite dubious of the “progressive” school the daughter of the Macy’s lady goes to. Big step up, if you ask me.


25 posted on 11/24/2016 6:47:28 AM PST by Oratam
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To: PlateOfShrimp

They replaced Santa with a guy in a Pony Play costume in the interests of diversifying and reaching out to tradtitionally marginalized communities.


31 posted on 11/24/2016 6:52:40 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Repeal & replace Obamacare, tax reform, fix infrastructure, fixin military, Israel, kill enemies)
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To: PlateOfShrimp

Really?

Santa doesn’t make an appearance until the very end so no big rush and no need for a delay. As if she couldn’t find one on any number of street corners. Doesn’t Macy’s have a dozen hired for the store? Or dress herself or her male assistant in a suit. A last minute Santa is nothing.


41 posted on 11/24/2016 7:06:47 AM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: PlateOfShrimp

A fella has to do something to keep warm


49 posted on 11/24/2016 7:27:16 AM PST by ggboss
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