Just so majestic....that bird that can only kinda fly and eats worms.
Just like they raised bison.
And badgers.
They raised badgers as pets.
They even had Badger Shows to select the prettiest badger.
You should have seen the talent contest.
Badgers playing ukuleles and harmonicas. Badgers dancing ballet. A badger doing ventriloquism with a Hillary dummy.
“And now, I shall drink a glass of water while Wood Head Hillary sings Stairway To Heaven.”
OK. I made that last part up.
Wood Head Hillary actually sang Taking Care Of Business.
Tests on reintroducing them to the Mesa Verde, CO area found the turkeys probably weren’t “domesticated” but penned up to keep them from crapping all over everything the Indians had.
Native Americans. Is there anything they didn’t invent?