Cher Threatens to Move to Jupiter If Donald Trump Is Elected President (graphic)

thewrap/DFU graphic ^ | 11-12-16 | Reid Nakumura; graphic DFU

[BigEdLB]

Someone in that system warns her...

[Mark]

Well, let us sing:

“We’re on easy street, and it feels so sweet, cos the world is but a treat when you’re on easy street...”

Lucille is coming.

[4yearlurker]

“Ground control to Major Cher

Put your makeup on and put on your hair...”

[bigbob]

I shouldn’t take much to get enough people to kick her ass halfway there, then gravity would take over.

[stevem]

Jupiter FL?

[Redwood71]

They’ll send her back.

red

[unixfox]

Give her a coloring book and a puppy. She’ll be fine.

[katana]

She needs to go even further. If necessary we can rename the planet a couple spots further out HERanus. Just to make Cher feel at home.

[jmacusa]

Well Cher, it’s about 818 million miles to Jupiter so you might want to bring a book. But Jupiter is a gas giant. That means it has no solid surface, understand? It
‘s a gas giant, kinda like you.

[C210N]

She needs to go even further.

Suggestion...

[Huskrrrr]

Her home planet? Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, Cher is from Jupiter.

[jonrick46]

Cher's Jupiter image reformatted:

[sauropod]

LOL!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

She ought to go to Uranus. But then she would have trouble finding herself.

[al baby]

The best thing about Cher slammed into a tree it’s been all down hill from there

[al baby]

I heard on the radio tonight trump said he was going to crash the moon into the earth and make Venus pay for it

[doug from upland]

how did you reformat it?

[jonathonandjennifer]

‘Earth to Jupiter, very undesirable alien headed your way”.

[Rainbow Rising]

She needs to take the advice of her character from Moonstruck: "Snap out of it!"

[AmericanMermaid]

And one that is way past its sell-by date! LOL!