[deadrock]

Two in a week? It’s nuts.

[Pence_Dispenser]

killer squirrels? where most of us live, squirrels generally run away from people.

[Pence_Dispenser]

will this be the next idea for a steven king novel? “The Squirreling”?

[867V309]

Emergency food supply.

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[mass55th]

I’ll bet somebody there has been feeding those squirrels regularly. I worked with people who had regularly fed the squirrels, and got them to climb up their leg and take a peanut out of their pocket. Could be the squirrels were looking for their regular snack, and got a little crazy when it wasn’t forthcoming.

[posterchild]

I’m surprised a nursing home employee happened to have a bb gun handy.

[pieceofthepuzzle]

If squirrels decide to take over the world, we’re screwed.

[KarlInOhio]

Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.

A staff member shot and killed the squirrel with a BB gun.

Bring out the Holy BB Gun of Antioch.

[justlurking]

[Pence_Dispenser]

may we assume that these killer squirrels are not republicans? for all we know, maybe they were hired to disrupts Trump rallies

[blueunicorn6]

It’s the Squirrel Fever.

I’ve seen these outbreaks before.

They go after old people.

They’re attracted to the bright flashes from walkers.

They need to put mud on themselves and their walkers.

Like Schwarzenegger in Predator.

Rub mud all over yourself and then wait in ambush for that evil squirrel.

Then you whack them with your cane.

Cane-Whacked Squirrel is a delicacy in some parts of this country.

Watch out for their buddies the possums.

A possum is like a ninja.

You don’t even see him and bam, he drops on you with that numbchuck tail.

[Styria]

Baylisascaris?

[JohnBrowdie]

when you kill a squirrel with a bb gun, you’ve taken the long way to the goal.

[goldstategop]

My pooch caught one last week and crushed the life out of it.

Never seen a dog attack a critter like that - considering he’s a Carolina Dog, I saw a glimpse of how his wild dog ancestors still hunt.

A good squirrel is a dead squirrel.

[Celtic Conservative]

Trying to distract us from the election with a...

SQUIRREL!!

CC

[WKUHilltopper]

Shotgun, biscuits, gravy. Problem solved and a meal to boot.

[cherry]

they're feeding the squirrels IMO...of course they're going to hang around...

my crazy SIL started feeding the birds, then thought it was cute to feed the squirrels with sugary cereal and then it was cute to have the racoons and skunks come in and even a possum...well, now she has rats coming around...

of course in Portland so what do you expect...

[ponygirl]

The squirrels are back...and this time, they are pissed...