This song would be unacceptable today.
She would be encouraging Johnny to exhibit
toxic masculinity. Sorry, grandkids, but
I had no hand in bequeathing you a nation
of Tiny Tims.
It’s frightening to think they actually wrote and recorded songs like that then. And a bunch of us stupid girls thought they were “romantic,” but they were really just gross. He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss, Rough Lover, and the champ, Lightning Strikes.
“I want a caveman...”
LOL
She’d be banned now.