I hope they don’t target and take down Nigeria; I’m expecting a very important email from The Right Honorable Barrister Dr. Edward Lucas.
Hello Dear and Esteemed friend.
Unfortunately, Barrister Doctor Lucas' email is offline due to an unexpected internet outage across the whole of Liberia. He has asked me to kindly inform you to forward all of the previously discussed account data to me.
I have been entrusted with the disbursement of his late 3rd cousin's uncle's estate funds, which we will transfer to your account for safe-keeping, forthwith.
Thank you for your discretion and haste in this delicate matter.
Mbogu Obama