Anyhoo, was sitting around the bar yakking with her one evening when a bunch of college frat guys walked in and sat down in a booth. She said to me, "Just a second.", then tied off her shirt and adjusted things so that it looked like she added a cup size or two. :-) Then, she went over and waited on them.
She came back to the bar. I must've been looking at her funny, because she said, "What? I just doubled my tips."
No guy wants to look cheap in front of a pretty girl!