He’s way more charismatic than Hillary:
Why drop him a line..?
Have any good whittling stories..?
Can you recall your favorite BIRDHOUSE MAKING TIPS..?
Bill totally wants to hear it..!
Aw, come on..! He’s just SHY..!
Don’t let him get lonely..!
Well fudge, both busy. Was hoping to at least leave slick a V/M.
“Hi, Mr. President....we met a few months ago on Jeffrey’s island and I have a discharge we should talk about. I can’t go to the doctor b/c I am only 15.
Please call me back at (insert Child sex trafficing hotline number)and ask for Rachelle.