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Yep, campers, it is Week 7 and on Thursday Night Action big's Packers will be sleeping by the fireplace on a new Bear skin rug--
In Sunday action, the Jersey Jints win (Dang IT!) over the Ewes--
The Ain'ts ain't at my Old Dallas Texans--
The Lucky Ponies ain't either as Allegra's Old Earlers ride them down--
The Viqueen's Fat lady sings for her supper and picks her teeth with Iggle feathers--
TCU North gets a breather against Johnny's Old Brownstains--
The Deadskins Season just keeps getting worse as the Loinchops take a big bite out of their dead-iere--
Seven's Waiders don't get their footies wet as they wade through the Jag-Offs--
King Rex sits on hithrone burping and picking Phin bones out of his teeth--
Crab City's Black Byrds hijack them Jersey Jets--
The Bucking-Ears give the Soapy 9er a Colinoscopy--
The Atlanta Fuss' n Feathers crew short circuit the Bolts--
Tom Brady won't get his hair mussed after Big Ben's knee went kablooie! Old big is high kicking with the Leprechauns--
The late night Fowl Bowl finds then dastardly muddy blue-green feathered critters out lasting the red ones--
Monday, dead Allegra, your Texicans limp into Denver and return on stretchers--
My Boys take a well deserved vacation far far away from Cam Cittycats as we all know they have the worse kind of cooties!
Since dear old big went to Ireland to drown his troubles, he left his picks with me as follows:
Why are you still supporting the Negro Felons League ?
Still shop at Target too ?
Cut their supply line, they die .. sooner the better.
and i'm an ex-jock, so it ain't that, FRiend
Damn! Did I miss the Thursday night game again?! No matter... Aaron had to air it out over fifty times but the Packers righted the ship for one week anyway. As for the rest of the games...
Sunday, Oct. 23
1 p.m. ET Saints at Chiefs The Saints are marching again! Good win last week. And through the ups and downs, Brees remains the same. Chiefs are a .... meh. Win one, lose one. Sunday, they lose one. Saints.
1 p.m. ET Colts at Titans The Colts have been so inconsistent.... Call me crazy but I like the Blazing Thumbtacks here. Titans.
1 p.m. ET Vikings at Eagles Those surprising Vikes will remain unbeaten this week. Vikings.
1 p.m. ET Browns at Bengals Providing the bookend to the unbeaten Vikings, the Browns will remain winless. Bengals.
1 p.m. ET Redskins at Lions Almost as surprising as the Vikings are the Redskins, who have run off four wins in a row. While the Lions ain't exactly the '72 Dolphins, or even the 2015 Broncos, they can score in bunches. Against my inner voice, the 'Skins make it five in a row. Redskins.
1 p.m. ET Raiders at Jaguars Raiders had a mini-stumble last week. This week, despite having to travel cross-country and play at what would normally be 10 AM their time, the Silver-and-Black notch another 'W'. Raiders.
1 p.m. ET Bills at Dolphins A trap game for the Bills, and the Dolphins have shown they are not pushovers. So... if the Bills are gonna do anything this season, I think this is a must win. And they will. Bills.
1 p.m. ET Ravens at Jets Ravens... Win three in a row. Lose three in a row. Thankfully, now they get the hapless, moribund, pathetic JAY - EE - TEE - ESS Jets. If you can't beat this disintegrating team, you oughta pack it in the rest of the season. Ravens.
4:05 p.m. ET Buccaneers at 49ers I'm never picking the Niners again. Bucs.
4:05 p.m. ET Chargers at Falcons The Falcons have looked really good and Matt Ryan is having a career year. And now they're at home, against a Chargers team that seems to find new ways to lose, unless they pull the whopping huge upset ... like last week! Dangerous game for the Falcons. A win and they get some comfortable distance in the division. But this game gives me the heebie-jeebies.... Against all logic... Chargers.
4:25 p.m. ET Patriots at Steelers No Big Ben means no win for the Men of Steel. Belichick and Brady have pretty much had the Steelers number over the years. They'll extend this numerology Sunday. Patriots.
8:30 p.m. ET Seahawks at Cardinals Seahawks are certainly playing better, but on the road? Against the Cardinals? Nah.... Cardinals.
Monday, Oct. 24
8:30 p.m. ET Texans at Broncos I'm going to take last week's hiccup against the Chargers as exactly that - a hiccup. Broncos.
Good luck to everyone! Have a great weekend!
I won't be able to lower the flag to half mast--
is gonn'a rise again!