[Gay State Conservative]

I wouldn't date any man that wore more jewelry, had longer hair or had bigger boobs than me.

Well,given that I have a bolt through my nose and the most handsome,most masculine boobs you can imagine I guess it'll never work out between us.

Sorry to say it but it's your loss

Only kidding of course.Please don't report me as having stalked you! Hillary's already accused me of that. ;-)

[cloudmountain]

The bolt through your nose would get you a "look" from me. The look would say WHY do that to a perfectly good nose?

Then I would wonder:
...How in the hell do your blow your nose?
...If you sneeze, does the bolt move?
...Does it rust if it rains?
...Did you ever think of putting a NUT through the bolt?

I would also KNOW that you never pick your nose, not even in private.

Then I would end up thinking: someday, when you are old and get sinus problems, you MIGHT "86" the bolt.

All in all, my reaction to a nose bolt: YUCK.

Being fixated on the nose bolt I would probably never even notice the hmbs.

Yep, my loss. I would have had a chuckle or two.