I got a jumping spider in my ear once. Finally got it out using peroxide. All I could think about was that television program about earwigs. Was it Twilight Zone?
Or maybe Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan.
The nasty bugs that only chew in one direction?
Oh my! That would make my brain hurt.
#3 They lay eggs right away and use peroxide to feed the young.
Just a matter of time before they hatch.....