[ClearCase_guy]

The Liberal family:

If Little Missy decides to marry a woman, the first person she’d tell is her Mom – ‘cause Mom is cool with that stuff.
But
If Little Missy decides to marry a plumber, she has to keep it on the down low, because Mom would totally freak.

[fwdude]

Ironic, isn’t it, that normal people are now being forced into the closet.