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To: JimSEA

Park Rangers on their way out can give the toirists toe tags and wish them luck


2 posted on 10/04/2016 5:44:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
Yep. My feelings exactly. When I was a young man, I was in charge of a storm proof building at a country fair. It was structurally safe, but the idiots would keep clustering around the windows thinking they could outrun a tornado. I would walk up and down continuously chasing them away only to find them clustering back around the windows as I returned from the other direction.

Finally, I figured out that I was a young father with two little girls (then) and wasn't being paid to risk my life for stupid people. So I gave up, went back to the office, locked myself in and periodically made announcements on the loud speaker which, while it had little effect, at least warned them.

18 posted on 10/04/2016 5:58:53 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: BenLurkin

Good idea. Don’t risk an Indonesian rangers life to rescue these idiots.


26 posted on 10/04/2016 6:18:56 PM PDT by JimSEA
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To: BenLurkin

Anthropologists will dig them up 2000 years from now and wonder why they stayed when they should have fled.


27 posted on 10/04/2016 6:23:41 PM PDT by dhs12345
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