You’re somewhat obliged to tell your story now I would think. ;>)
Well.....
Here goes.
In a former life (early to mid-80s) I used to deliver newspapers as one means of earning money. Used to deliver 700+ daily newspapers by car.
The papers used to arrive at a drop point from the printing plant about 3 AM where we would pick them up and load them into our cars.
I was driving down the road about 3:30 one Saturday morning and saw this doe standing by the side of the road. I decided to be a smartass and, when I was right up on it, blew my car horn in one loud long blast. I did not hit the doe.
However, the doe spun around and kicked my passenger door near where the door hinges were located. I thought I must have hit the deer after all.
When it was light, I drove back to the spot where I had seen the doe. No deer. Later in the morning, I examined my car door and determined that the door had been caved in by the deer’s hoof to the point that I couldn’t open it.
Took a crow bar to get the damn thing open again.