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Airport Finds Body Parts in Woman’s Bag
www.thedailybeast.com ^ | 09-26-2016 | Staff

Posted on 09/26/2016 12:15:54 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Pearls Before Swine

Stepson died and was cremated in Costa Rica a few years back. Getting his ashes through customs was like a bad comedy of errors. There was one other guy there, a dentist who was trying to import dental equipment from Pakistan. Only time in my life I’ve ever seen actual red tape. It was attached to the paperwork from the US embassy in San Jose with the death certificate, medical report etc. It still took the customs officer a half hour to try to read through all the paperwork before he’d release the urn to us.


21 posted on 09/26/2016 12:37:12 PM PDT by hanamizu
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To: Jonah Hex
"Or, Did you Ever Sausage a Thing?"
22 posted on 09/26/2016 12:38:03 PM PDT by Jonah Hex
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To: Red Badger

Technicians were unable to complete the toxicology tests; they just didn’t have the stomach for it.


23 posted on 09/26/2016 12:38:37 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Red Badger

24 posted on 09/26/2016 12:38:40 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: BigEdLB

I heard that when the plane took off her luggage shook like a belly dancing....


25 posted on 09/26/2016 12:44:20 PM PDT by Batman11 ( All Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslim)
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To: Red Badger

DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT HIM!


26 posted on 09/26/2016 12:57:02 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: Red Badger

It’s difficult to stomach this thread.

5.56mm


27 posted on 09/26/2016 1:01:25 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Spome great movie scenes for Pesci. The scene of him putting the duffel bag in the over head compartment and taking control of his seating arrangement is a classic.


28 posted on 09/26/2016 1:07:22 PM PDT by Susquehanna Patriot (Do Leftist/Liberals Really Believe That Dissent = Highest Form of Patriotism?)
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To: Red Badger

...guess he wouldn’t eat the mushrooms


29 posted on 09/26/2016 1:07:26 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Night Hides Not

When it was time for the in-flight meal her luggage told the stewardess: “No thanks, I REALLY couldn’t eat another thing....


30 posted on 09/26/2016 1:10:09 PM PDT by Batman11 ( All Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are Muslim)
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To: M Kehoe

best of the bunch of very clever come-backs~!!!!


31 posted on 09/26/2016 1:24:22 PM PDT by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: Red Badger

i guess it took a lot of guts for her to get on the plane


32 posted on 09/26/2016 1:27:06 PM PDT by TheRightGuy (I want MY BAILOUT ... a billion or two should do!)
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To: Red Badger

Just reading this story gave me Acid Reflux.


33 posted on 09/26/2016 1:55:36 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: green pastures
it’s alimentary, my dear.

Good one.

34 posted on 09/26/2016 2:16:15 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Red Badger

The airport found the remains? Wow. The age we live in....


35 posted on 09/26/2016 3:20:25 PM PDT by jmacusa ("Dats all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!''-- Popeye The Sailorman.)
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To: Red Badger

Well it was a hand bag


36 posted on 09/26/2016 4:18:16 PM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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To: sauropod

Yoohoo...


37 posted on 09/26/2016 4:21:39 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: hellinahandcart; Jeremiah Jr
The man died during an operation in Morocco


38 posted on 09/26/2016 4:37:30 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: hellinahandcart

Happy entrails... to you....

Until we meet again...


39 posted on 09/26/2016 4:59:19 PM PDT by sauropod (Beware the fury of a patient man. I've lost my patience!)
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To: Ezekiel
Osiris myth

The Osiris myth is the most elaborate and influential story in ancient Egyptian mythology. It concerns the murder of the god Osiris, a primeval king of Egypt, and its consequences. Osiris's murderer, his brother Set, usurps his throne. Meanwhile, Osiris's wife Isis restores her husband's body, allowing him to posthumously conceive a son with her.

It goes on a bit...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osiris_myth

40 posted on 09/26/2016 5:03:24 PM PDT by Jeremiah Jr (EL CHI)
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