[norwaypinesavage]

It’s not a trivial matter. I worked with a man who tired of mowing his grass, so he replaced it with Astro Turf. His problems then became dogs and weeds. He fixed the weed problem with regular spraying for weeds, and he fixed the dog problem with regular washing with a hose. However, he couldn’t resolve the problem of taunting from his neighbors for watering and weeding his Astro Turf. He finally replaced it with grass.

[Daffynition]

Back in the day, it fell to my older brother to mow the lawn with a *push* mower. He would come in the house, huffing and puffing, and beg our father to asphalt the lawn and paint it green. ;)