Pennsylvania woman charged with stabbing, biting husband after he drank the last of her beers

New York Daily News ^ | August 26, 2016 | Laura Bult

[tumblindice]

I see a Lifetime movie: Ian McShane (Swearingen, ‘Deadwood’) as the cruel, beer slurping husband, and Lindsey Lohan as the long-suffering wife.
“Pushed to the limit, she awoke—and snapped.”

[W.]

Decorum would call to split the last beer. However, some people are either total alcoholics or just pigs. Oink, um, I mean, burp! ;)

[cherry]

I mean, what’s the problem?

[Noumenon]

Poke Sallet Annie ping.

[lee martell]

Her husband should have bitten her back, but gently, like you train a baby not to bite.//

[Steely Tom]

Poke Sallet Annie ping.

We have a winner!!

[Parley Baer]

“Tracey Lee Giffin, 45, of North Union Township was jailed and charged with aggravated assault of her 59-year-old husband, three years after she was charged with a similar crime.”

I guess he did not learn the first time around. Hehehe

[Rome2000]

Meister Brau

It sucked.

[gigster]

Beer goggles won’t help with this one. There isn’t enough beer to drink her pretty.

[Noumenon]

Lived in Memphis and grew up with that song.

[Steely Tom]

Da-ddy's lazy, no count.
Claaaims he has a bad back.

I grew up with it too, in Syracuse NY.

Which is 1059.4 miles NW of Memphis.

[Calvin Locke]

No Johnny Depp/Amber Heard?

Or Jeff Goldblum/Geena Davis?

[Steely Tom]

I meant to say 1059.4 miles NE of Memphis, of course.

[tumblindice]

That might work. But he’s got to be a real schweinehund.
You know, most of us say, ‘Good night. Sleep tight. Sweet dreams” etc.
Here it looks like it was, “Keep yer dam hands (hic) off them brews or I’ll cut you you sumbitch!”
Guess I’ve led a sheltered life.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Here’s a crazy idea: tell him to go buy some more.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

You just don’t mess with a Pennsylvania woman’s beer.

[tumblindice]

Try searching ‘Muncie woman drinks quart of vodka, shoots foot bunion with shotgun’.

No, I didn’t know her.

[txnativegop]

DT’s are going to be a B——!

But, she brought it on herself, I have only a little pity for her.

Having experienced DT’s myself, I can feel a slight amount of pity for that, but only that.

[txnativegop]

LOL!

[txnativegop]

worst American beers

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Schlitz
3. Lone Star.

I’d rather drink Hillary’s wiz than those beers.