Real estate agent accused of getting it on inside Friendswood home she just sold

Houston Chronicle ^ | 8-23-2016 | Craig Hlavaty

[MeganC]

A real estate agent named “Seloff” (Sell off)???

That’s awesome! And she can totally play this:

“Kayla Marisa Seloff, she’ll do whatever it takes to sell your home!”

[DesertRhino]

All they had to do was call on the radio, “false alarm, real estate agent”, tell her to leave, and go back in service. Easy peasy.

[MeganC]

These days some departments are hung up on making arrests so every little thing gets someone jail time.

[mountn man]

Let Me Take You Home Tonight (of course it’s not my home)

I wonder if they got past
Foreplay

I wonder if the cops said
Cool The Engines.

Sounds like beforehand they were doing a little
Smokin’

I wonder if he was
Feelin’ Satisfied

[PAR35]

Looks like a high mileage 22.

[mountn man]

Looks like a high mileage 22.

Not at #18

#18 looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine from 30 years ago

[PAR35]

So you wouldn’t mind if someone unlawfully entered your house and had carnal relations on the floor?

[MarMema]

They were Smokin.

[RinaseaofDs]

You caught that too.

I looked at the shirt and actually laughed out loud. Like an episode of the 70’s show.

[mountn man]

Could get rooms from Hotwire for $45.

[corkoman]

...just before 5 AM.

Really? Randy at 5 AM? And made the effort to go to this place? and no furniture? Must be one of those NAUGHTY thrill moments.

[tflabo]

Close the sale, open the legs. He’s kinda hunky, no?

[drjimmy]

If there was zero damage, cops should have run them away with a warning.

If they had fessed up right away, that may have happened. But when they went down the trail of lying to the cops about who they were, and then had the pot...

[exPBRrat]

Anything goes... as long as it avoids dealing with uncivilized negros.

[Nifster]

what an idiot.......

The old if it feels good do it mentality......good luck ever being a real estate agent again sweetheart....And hey mr. loser you ain’t even boyfriend material

[colorado tanker]

She should have invited the cops to join in and forget the charges.

[Wolfie]

Somewhere during the proceedings you just know he told her “Don’t Look Back”.

[Red Badger]

He wasn’t even born when that album was out!....................

[Safetgiver]

police smelled marijuana and a glass pipe in her vehicle.....What does a glass pipe smell like?

[clamper1797]

Security cameras in the Northrup San Jose Hellyer campus caught a CHP officer and an unidentified female engaging in a little hanky panky in the back of the patrol car late one night. See drove up to meet him. Nothing was ever said officially.