[PAR35]

And, if those flatulent cows stand on the beach on the island of Guam, it’s in danger of capsizing.

If they are standing on the beach facing west, they'll probably propel the island into the Asian mainland. If they are all facing east, California will probably have plenty of time to prepare before the island reaches the US coast, if it doesn't snag on Hawaii first.

[gigster]

(Picturing flatulating cows pointing in various compass directions) singing: "California here we come, right back where we started from.