*I* think the police *smelled* the donuts, stopped the car on any flimsy pretext, ATE all the donuts themselves, and arrested the guy to cover their tracks.
/tinfoil hat mode *off*>
2 posted on 07/28/2016 5:47:14 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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*I* think the police *smelled* the donuts, stopped the car on any flimsy pretext, ATE all the donuts themselves, and arrested the guy to cover their tracks.
Sounds more sensible than we mistook donut's glaze for meth.
9 posted on 07/28/2016 6:01:03 PM PDT by Edward.Fish