180 DAYS

7/24/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 180 days, 5 hours, 4 minutes, 55 seconds until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing pusillanimous defiling unctuous disgusting formulaic puerile wicked wretched venal grifting conniving Marxism-loving corrupt impoverishing personal-history-concealing unaccomplished contemptible megalomaniacal perjurious taxing blasphemous race-baiting crazed trash-talking arrogant vacuous sanctimonious exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious vile Republican-enabled wimpy prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed irresponsible belligerent repellent childish insolent felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious chaos-creating lying repulsive pugnacious secretive brazenly-hypocritical imperious globalist preening maniacal disdainful Godless opportunistic trifling insincere ruinous prideful petty underhanded pretentious fraudulent heinous autocratic twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging transsexual-favoring sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky oily pathetic artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered unrepentant constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist disasterous conspiracy-creating smug anti-American immodest freakish hostile sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slippery petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational ignoble queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.

That is:
180 days
4325 hours
259504 minutes
15570295 seconds

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[Vaquero]

If he allows it to happen. I see banana republic in his eyes. He fired all the good general officers.

[Farmer Dean]

What should we give Obama as a going away gift?

[Lazamataz]

For no particular reason, this is...... :)

CONTEST DAY!

Be the first person to find the new Obama-descriptor, and post it on the thread, and you get to offer the next descriptor word!

Rules for the contest:

1. The new descriptor word is found in the first (run-on) sentence. It is a new word added from yesterday's sentence.
2. The first person that posts the new word in this thread is the CONTEST WINNER.
3. The winner does not need to be in my CEO Ping List, but it is highly encouraged that you are. We don't take KINDLY to no FURREIGNERS round THESE PARTS.
4. The contest winner may offer a word but that word must be a modifier or descriptor single word, such as 'crass' or 'uncool'; or it can be a group of words linked by hyphen, such as 'out-of-control'.
5. It cannot be a variation on Obama's name, such as OTrauma or Obozo, because his name is already in the paragraph. Please offer words that actually exist, not, for example, the witty but unfitting 'stupidcallousfragilewristedmuslimhalitosis'.
6. No swearing contributions, even if asterisked out.
7. Only the winner may contribute, and only one word or word-group.
8. If a word-group is offered, please keep the individual words to three or under.

WARNING: Today's contest is extremely difficult. I have hidden the word very well. :) ... I will not be surprised if no one gets it. :)

Thanks, good luck, and HAPPY HUNTING!

[cba123]

OTrauma?

And can I select OBummer? Sorry I am not real sure of the rules.

:D

180 days huh?

[Maceman]

What should we give Obama as a going away gift?

A bust of Winston Churchill and an iPod containing 12 hours of Donald Trump's speeches.

[Lazamataz]

You are incorrect. The new word is not OTrauma.

This contest will be the most difficult one ever.

Even our resident pro Tennessee Nana might have a hard time. :)

[Old Yeller]

Think of the incredible unimpeded damage Hussein is going to inflict in the next 180 days. He isn’t going out quietly.

[Lazamataz]

"What should we give Obama as a going away gift?"

A bust of Winston Churchill and an iPod containing 12 hours of Donald Trump's speeches.

Better yet, combine the two. Include an iPod in the bust so it appears that Winston is making the Trump speeches. :)

[2nd Amendment]

as an addendum to Lazamataz’ brilliant description of the Obama regime, I would like to add a positive for our POTUS. In response to the scathing attack by the left on Melania speech(given in one of the 4 languages that is not native to her), Obama speaks fluent english even though his native language is probably Kenyan..

[Tennessee Nana]

[Tennessee Nana]

where’s the rest of the article ???

for some reason its not all showing up ...

it stops at puerile

[Tennessee Nana]

wicked

[Tax-chick]

If everyone read this every day, they could get better SAT scores.

[Tennessee Nana]

It was only hard until I realized it was not my computer that was sleeping in this Sunday...

:)

[Tennessee Nana]

After checking to see if any other FReepers were having trouble opening the thread all the way, I kept refreshing my page with no results ...

then I got back out of the box and looked around...

DAYLIGHT !!!

[Blennos]

Nana always wins these contests.

[moovova]

180...nice round number.

But not as round as 0.

[Pollster1]

Obama is certainly grifting

[Tennessee Nana]

but I have HUMBLE in the cobweb above me...

:)