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Guns Are Very Bad, Study Shows............................ [Satire]
7/23/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/23/2016 10:13:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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41 posted on 07/23/2016 11:42:35 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Charles Martel

You too, huh? At least since the ex wife left I don’t have to listen to the complaining about it.

CC


42 posted on 07/23/2016 11:58:56 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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If I have clients from L.A. I take them to a huge gun range here in Texas and hand the my .45-70 rifle. A laugh riot.

L.A.ers are scared to death of guns. They get a weird look on their face when they see a 9 year old girl shooting an AR15! It’s a scream.


43 posted on 07/23/2016 12:15:38 PM PDT by buffaloguy
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The real BAD part is what the elites think of We The People.

To them, we peasants are too stupid, too Neanderthal, too overcome with racial animus and religion-charged alcoholism to ever be trusted with something so deadly as a gun, which are all bad by the way.

Hell, if cars were invented today, do you think for one nanosecond that mere citizens, the unwashed, would be trusted to own and operate them? On uncontrolled streets, where human control of the machine is all that prevents head-on collisions and the wholesale slaughter of pedestrians and bicyclists? (Well, after driving near colleges in Boston, skip the bicyclist part.) No bleeping way!

We can’t be trusted, kiddies, with anything. Ask any government official.


44 posted on 07/23/2016 12:30:35 PM PDT by DNME (The only solution to a BAD GUY with a gun is a GOOD GUY with a gun.)
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The last gun show I went to wasn’t really bad, but the inflated prices on guns I knew I could buy cheaper elsewhere were annoying.


45 posted on 07/23/2016 12:59:23 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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"Guns Are Very Bad, Study Shows."


46 posted on 07/23/2016 1:17:39 PM PDT by Baynative (Freedom; the dream of every human, the birth right of every American.)
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To: Lazamataz

I heard sheep think they’re baaaaaaad.


47 posted on 07/23/2016 4:09:21 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Lazamataz

Didn’t Neil Sedaka sing about this?

Bad ( bad! )

Gun ( gun! )


48 posted on 07/23/2016 5:24:27 PM PDT by clbiel (Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being decapitated)
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To: Celtic Conservative
You too, huh? At least since the ex wife left I don’t have to listen to the complaining about it.

My wife quit trying to give me grief about this topic long ago. I know how many shoes she buys, and she knows that I know. Détente!

49 posted on 07/23/2016 6:03:35 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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While I never served in the military, I am aware that they teach you the difference between your weapon and your gun. If your gun is bad, well, spank it.


50 posted on 07/23/2016 6:11:37 PM PDT by Lee Enfield (I identify as rich, cut me a check.)
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Bad for you, but not for my bodyguards.


51 posted on 07/24/2016 10:02:39 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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