A man was filmed scooping up a duck and appearing to place it into a plastic bag as his young son held it open
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But I,,,I do not understand the problem, Officer. It was going to be a Service Duck for my poor blind wife.
Do you wish to deprive a sightless woman of the one thing that will make her smile and dance again?
Peking Duck flambe coming up!
Yes, I believe this became a fresh dinner.
“The Tragedy of The Commons.”
Free lunch.
‘To Serve Duck’ - It’s a cookbook!
Mao murdered a hundred million Chinese people. But no one thinks about what that did to the rest of them. What kind of people survived? The traitors, the rats, the utterly ruthless, those who turned in their own family members. That was Mao’s secondary purpose, after all - to reform the population to compliance and obedience, based on sheer terror and survival.
Then their children, or grandchildren, come here.
Doctorate program, advanced physics, yeah yeah.
But - there’s a duck.
Purged and purified genetics kicks in.
End of subject.
Pluck a Duck Ping!
( Quack lives matter!)
Pluck a Duck Ping!
( Quack lives matter!)
No!We no see cat of yours.Please don’t ask again!
I’m sure USSC Chief Justice John Roberts would have no problem calling the duck a tax. Or is it a fee?
look, my son, dinner!!