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To: Oratam

Wow, there are some funny people out there. Can you rent midgets from a temp service?

10 posted on 07/07/2016 2:29:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down." ~ Johnny Cash)

To: Tax-chick

Short rentals only.

14 posted on 07/07/2016 2:31:35 PM PDT by Bernard (The Road To Hell Is Not Paved With Good Results)

To: Tax-chick

“Can you rent midgets from a temp service?”

Yes, of course.
www.rentamidget.com

15 posted on 07/07/2016 2:32:24 PM PDT by buwaya

To: Tax-chick

Good afternoon.

Your question, “Can you rent midgets from a temp service?”

Yes, www.dwarfs.com

Sorry...

5.56mm

30 posted on 07/07/2016 2:42:58 PM PDT by M Kehoe

To: Tax-chick

“Hello. Midgets-to-Go, where no job is too small. How may I direct your call?”

56 posted on 07/07/2016 3:24:24 PM PDT by Flick Lives (TRIGGER WARNING - Posts may require application of sarcasm filter)

To: Tax-chick

Can you rent midgets from a temp service?

You can rent me, from January through April, although technically not a midget, just vertically challenged.

I do not suggest throwing me in a pool however.

It is always smart to be nice to the person who is doing your taxes. :)

61 posted on 07/07/2016 3:32:38 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)

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