Hamptons Mansion Defiled By A Thousand Condom-Flinging Airbnb Guests, Hedge Funder Fired

Gothamis ^ | July 7, 2016 | Miranda Katz

[RegulatorCountry]

I’m envisioning a sort of sombrero to hold the chips, with an indented top for salsa, or is that stereotyping?

[Tijeras_Slim]

Right now, I can’t imagine the circumstances under which I would want to rent a midget

To clean the crawlspace.

[M Kehoe]

Stop it, you’re killing me.

5.56mm

[mumblypeg]

“It’s a little decadent, but...”

I see what you did there.

[Tax-chick]

We don’t have a crawlspace, but if we did, Frank could do it. He can also get into a house through the dog door, if necessary.

[Tax-chick]

The basic design of a chips-and-sauce (or vegetables and dip) tray is sombrero-like.

[Tax-chick]

;-).

[PGR88]

One very bizarre consequence of the Fed’s 8 year easy money policy?

[Oratam]

One helluva party.

[Tijeras_Slim]

He can also get into a house through the dog door, if necessary.

An underrated way of gaining extra income.

[RegulatorCountry]

It’s a lot more personable than putting a chips-and-dip tray on a stick and mounting it on a Roomba, you must admit.

[RegulatorCountry]

I think I see a costumed, gun-toting midget on the second level deck, down at the far end of the house by the octagonal tower, looks a little like a Jedi Knight.

[Callahan]

I know a guy who was at this party. I asked him if the coverage was over-hyped or under-hyped to protect the people who were there. He said under.

[PlateOfShrimp]

Sometimes, Joel, you just have to say “what the f*ck”

[ifinnegan]

I think you may be much too influenced by 80’s movies.

[Flick Lives]

“Hello. Midgets-to-Go, where no job is too small. How may I direct your call?”

[Tax-chick]

Quite.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[wally_bert]

I’d pass since I’m not a joiner and don’t care for loud obnoxious crowds.

[Flick Lives]

I think I see a costumed, gun-toting midget on the second level deck...

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Spot the midget. That’s always a fun party game.