Ha! THAT Oreo is actually BIG as Oreo’s go. The ones I’m
thinking of are round, very small and NOT double stuffed!
The old one Fang had back before everybody and his brother
had them was as easy to talk in as a regular phone.
I’m not modern; but there are some modern inventions I do
like. Zippers. Electric Stoves. Dishwashers. Electric
Refrigerators.
I also doubt Hitler-y is really all that savvy about
e-mails. Billy Bob wasn’t. That’s why they have peasants
like us for servants. Peasants are by and large smarter than
the Arkansas Grifters.