[super7man]

Thoughts?

[gunsequalfreedom]

Long jump, high jump, a really bad javelin thrower.

[Fungi]

You really have time for this?

[smokingfrog]

You’d need to make timed events and skill events separate categories.
What do you think would be the longest event?

[dfwgator]

It certainly isn’t Hide and Seek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycb9_Y_gJ-g

[cloudmountain]

I remember when the Olympics were big stuff.
However, when China produced a NINE-YEAR-OLD girl in the WOMEN'S division of gymnastics, I gave it up. Apparently a lot of other folks did too. Now the Olympics are a giant yawner.
At least the committee made SIXTEEN the "youngest." But, then the Chinese will cheat, as they seem to have done all those years.

This age thing never did happen to men's gymnastics because men simply CAN'T compete until they actually ARE at least eighteen years old. No fourteen or fifteen year old boy CAN do the "iron cross."

You won't be disproving me now, with examples of boys performing the "iron cross," will you? :o)

[Currentriverrat]

the event probably involves all the condoms they give away.

[Our man in washington]

Target shooting.

[MacMattico]

Gymnastics Vault?