YES! And, they have the bones of the theater patrons who became stuck to the floors!
Do they have fossil theaters with fossilized sticky floors nearby?
YES! And, they have the bones of the theater patrons who became stuck to the floors!
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. He put his money down and the cashier said, “Sir. Is that a rooster on your shoulder?”
“Yeah.” he replied. “I take ‘Red’ here with me everwhere I go.”
She told him they didn’t allow animals in the theater.
He left the line, walked around a corner and stuffed Red in his overalls, then returned.
He sat down in the theater next to two old ladies. It was dark and he unbuttoned his fly so that Red could watch the movie.
The old lady sitting right next to him turned to her sister and whispered, “Phyllis, I think we’re sitting next to a pervert! He just got his ‘thing’ out!”
Her sister whispered back, “Darla, we’re old enough that, you know, we’ve seen just about everything. Don’t panic.”
And Phyllis said, “Sure, yeah. But this one is eating my popcorn.”