[DesertRhino]

The wombat lives across the seas,
Among the far Antipodes.
He may exist on nuts and berries,
Or then again, on missionaries;
His distant habitat precludes
Conclusive knowledge of his moods,
But I would not engage the wombat
In any form of mortal combat.

[Jemian]

He may exist on nuts and berries,
Or then again, on missionaries;

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