I want it delivered in front of my ex-mother in laws house by tuesday...... pieces or parts together or not, no need to be neat or careful... if virgin (none that I know) accepts a 3rd party, cosigned, out of state cheque, post dated, with no ID.......my final offer.
Might want to check with Jack Ma over at Alibaba.
I have heard that they are big on ‘dodgy’ deals?