[knarf]

When I was overseas in the Army, we had a "short timers'" calendar

It was a pencil sketch type drawing of a naked woman, all "blocked off" within with numbered squares from 1 - 100

you started coloring in the squares at 100 days until you were down to 1 day left and the #1 block was the vagina

C'MON FREEPERS ... we can be pretty creative here

[elcid1970]

In Vietnam we said,

“You are what I once was, someday you will be what I am today: SHORT!”

“I’m so short I have to stand on a nickel to p*** on a dime.”

Or “I’m so short I could skydive off a razor blade!”