In Illinois there were billboards during the Senate election with:
"DICK DICK BEFORE HE DICKS YOU!" 
Posted on 05/20/2016 6:29:55 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
A Florida man is getting probed for posing as U.S. Sen. Dick Durbin to get out of his mortgage payments.
Sidney Hines, 67, called a collection agency five times in 2013 and 2014 impersonating “a sitting U.S. Senator from Illinois” with the initials R.D. claiming that his loan for his New Port Richey, Flor. home had been paid in full, according to a U.S. Attorney’s Office indictment.
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And he damaged the reputation of a Democrat senator. /sarc.
I’ve got to give the man points for creativity.
Well, at least he didn’t say, “if you your plan, you can keep your plan.” I don’t think it’s possible to defame Durbin.
So.... am I to understand that if you are a Senator, you don’t have to pay back a home loan ?
In Illinois there were billboards during the Senate election with:
"DICK DICK BEFORE HE DICKS YOU!"
Gee. Why would he think that invoking the name of a corrupt ‘Rat Senator would permit him to duck his debts? Who could possibly think that could work?
A classic from IowaHawk...
From the Desk of Senator Dick
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1425163/posts
Maybe he just self-identified as a senator from Illinois. Would he be denied use of a senate bathroom?
By jove, I think you have got it!!!!!
Q. What happened when Dick Durbin swallowed a Viagra?
A. He was immediately two inches taller...
So...all I have to do in order to pull off a scam is behave like a pompous liberal jerk with a God complex?
Nah, too big a scene, too out of character for me.
Bill Belichik lives in Florida?
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