Posted on 05/18/2016 6:38:11 AM PDT by ghosthost
Porn is porn, except when it's research.
That's the backbone of a curious defense made by Mike Webb, a Republican congressional candidate for Virginia's 8th District, who on Monday posted a screenshot of his desktop. The image pertained to a now irrelevant call with a staffing agency. More importantly, the politician had left two tabs open: "LAYLA RIVERA TIGHT BO..." and "IVONE SEXY AMATEUR." According to Webb's explanation, or what can be gleaned from it, the politician was purposefully visiting porn sites as a form of human malware bait. Webb suspected an "evil operator" was waiting for a federal candidate to visit a harmful website, so they could infect said computer's candidate with a virus that would cause their problem with their FEC files on the deadline for application, "as well as impact other critical campaign systems."
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According to Webb's explanation, or what can be gleaned from it, the politician was purposefully visiting porn sites as a form of human malware bait. Webb suspected an "evil operator" was waiting for a federal candidate to visit a harmful website, so they could infect said computer's candidate with a virus that would cause their problem with their FEC files on the deadline for application, "as well as impact other critical campaign systems."
He was doing research for his campaign...
Stupid is as stupid does.
Pete Townshend: "I paid for child porn to prove British banks were channelling sex-ring cash."
That’s racist. People of Color are America’s future, no matter the content of their character. ALL People of Color are more intelligent than all whites, no matter their scores, grades, or background, as evidenced by acceptance statistics at America’s top colleges.
Most. Epic. Fail.
If every person who looked at pornography was disqualified from public office . . . . . . . . . . . . we would only have women as public office holders . . . . .
I believe he would fit in quite well in that cesspool we call congress.
So, was he sitting there in his easy chair pulling his pud when he took the screen shot. Was that the money shot?
‘I’m innocent! Innocent, I tell ya!
My cat must have walked across my keyboard when I wasn’t there and opened those web pages.
Vote for me!’
He ain’t country slow. He is stupid
It’s the Bernie Warf excuse
Looking at porn is one thing. Making a stupid excuse is another. Plus not all porn is the same. There is much that is vulgar and debasing
Micro Agression. Is it gay or Trans porn?
The 8th District is a safe seat for the incumbent democrat Don Beyer. If your first national exposure is a clear prevarication, your future is toast. On the one hand, given there is no mention of s spouse on his Facebook page, he could be signaling “not gay”’ although being gay would help in this blue district. But for a Baptist, his best comeback would have been a Jimmy Swaggart “I have sinned.”
Yeah....I will never believe Pete Townsend was doing what he did for anything other than satisfying a disgusting urge.
Yeah, that’s what they all say.
Should have waited for some of the blood to return to his bigger head before posting....
He should use the Marion Barry Defense:
“Bitch set me up... I shouldn’t have come up here...”
“They made all this up to justify questioning me. It’s all made up. I don’t know what happened. Whatever they say was all made up.”
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