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To: Ignatz

First, meet the FR IT Support group in the deep swamps of Louisiana. Bring a virgin, by force if necessary. In the swamps, the IT guys will tie the virgin to a stone and dance around it singing praises to Cthulhu in his alien tongue. After you’re done removing the virgin’s heart and ululating, your FR account should auto-update with the correct email address.


4 posted on 05/14/2016 3:12:11 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

Hmmm.
I see IT is your strong point. :)


7 posted on 05/14/2016 3:19:03 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. ...Ermentrude chewed on some more grass and watched....)
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

Well there goes my iced coffee all over the place.

:-)

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11 posted on 05/14/2016 3:33:17 PM PDT by Mears (i)
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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

As a member of the “Virgin Selection Committee” you might be surprised at the number of young women I’ve...umm...”declared” ineligible for sacrifice.
After all, men run that whole enterprise; we sure as hell aren’t gonna sacrifice the sluts, now are we? /grin


52 posted on 05/15/2016 12:44:42 AM PDT by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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