“Hello Mom....Dad.....I’m.....I’m stuck in a tree.”
“You mean you’re stuck on a branch, honey?”
“No. I mean I’m stuck in a tree. You know, the bottom part. What do they call that? The suitcase. I’m stuck in the suitcase of the tree.”
“I guess she did get that ‘stupid gene’ from your side of the family after all. Trunk, dear, you’re stuck in the trunk of the tree.”
“It’s not an elephant, Dad. It’s a tree.”