I think that “Goofy Warren” works well!
Goofy warren should know that, in most cases, you have to be able to prove that you have at least 1/16 Native American bloodline heritage and you are usually required to provide the name of the tribe you are descended from , in order to claim Native American heritage status — anyone with true n.a. Heritage should know this. You can’t get scholarship under Native American status unless you descend from one of the listed tribes. Perhaps Liz needs to have her DNA checked.