Happy Friday!
Derby Day tomorrow. Mother’s Day Sunday.
Trump’s trying to soften his snide act
As he claims he’s a smart autodidact
Taught himself to be prez
But to beat the old lez
He must shore up his Jekyll and Hyde act
Sunny and 78 here-nights are still in the 50’s, which is nice-
Any sensible person today
Who is considering college
Will be looking for a job
Without any real knowledge
They won’t be hired to “feel”
But today almost every class
Turns them into a snowflake
And a spineless, whining ass-
It’s better to be an autodidact
Than a graduate who is annoyed
If anyone looks at them wrong-
As a real worker gets their job...