Yes, but “as a civilized member of society” is he using Sodium salt, Magnesium salt, Potassium salt, or Calcium salt on his bacon, eggs and grits?
(dammit, now I have to have bacon, eggs and grits)
If he’s using Sea Salt, I want him banned. Damned liberal.
An upper class “civilized member of society” uses Sodium salt on the eggs, Magnesium salt on the grits, Potassium salt on the bacon, and Calcium salt in the butter.
The rest of us just pour Mortons on everything and call it good.