Roll Call.
It's: suh-fros-uh-nee
I would have bet money on soph-ro-sine
Slick Willy should have used some sophrosyne
Before seating Monica across a knee
Then pulling her thong
Which, clearly, was *wrong
His excuse for what followed was lost on me
*I used sophrosyne by not rhyming “thong” with “schlong.”
Mike Pence’s sophrosyne endorsement of Ted Cruz this morning was ridiculed by the babbling heads on Outnumbered. If they had ever paid attention to Mike Pence (Gov. of Indiana) before, they’d know that sophrosyne should be his middle name. He’s very popular in his own state and has been rumored to be Presidential material himself. Of course, those New Yorkers cannot see beyond the ends of their own noses. His endorsement means as much as Gov. Walker’s did in WI.