CERN?!
People really don’t realize the scale of forces involved.
CERN affecting the Earth’s magnetosphere is about like a mosquito pushing a gorilla around.
And that’s an understatement.
OK, then! Nothing to worry about! Nothing to see here! Just move along.... BTW, a tin-foil hat is not enough shielding. ;-)
How big does a man- created black hole have to be to push around a gorilla? Given that CERN exists to create black holes ... And has done so to what effect?
Remembering that the universe burst forth from a speck of matter condensed into the size of the period at the end of this sentence.